Creative Mind Juggler Gifts

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

To do before Saturday...

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

Senior PGA Moment.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

New Ideas in Business.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

You have reached the end of your brain...

Multitasking

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Translating . . . poetry.

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'