Creative Juggernaut Gifts

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions. . . Can't you focus?!?"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

Although not felt by everone, Wanda's powrful jargon sent seismic shock waves through some of the more geologically unstable department in the organization.

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

The Working Mum

Medieval headlines.

"I'm afraid that due to a recent reorientation of forward facing customer resource functionality you're going to have to make the complaint to yourself... in triplicate."

Communication Breakdowns

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

'Harley manages our most aggressive growth fund.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

I'm sorry, but your drug screen results disqualify you as an employment candidate, You see, sample 'A' is a normal brain, sample 'B' is a normal brain on drugs, and sample 'C',,, Well, Mr, Dumpty, sample 'C' is your brain,

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

'Finally some good news on the economy: four out of five economists agree that 80% if economists agree.'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"In a nutshell, my career goal is to nurture my unique personhood in a culturally diverse, progressive business environment, while also honoring the traditional values of back-stabbing, greed and global plundering!"

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"Great work, Smith. I must say, it's heartening to read a press release that both honors and builds upon the time-honored tradition of artisanal, hand-crafted gobbledygook!"

"In my downtime I'm using this app to learn Corporate speak, Legalese, and French."

"Impressive resume. But can you make coffee?"

IN OVER MY HEAD

Writer, waiter, writer, waiter.

"See this thingamabob attached to your whatchamacallit? That’s the doohickey I was afraid of."

Things will turn around eventually... Meanwhile....

"If you need something stronger we can bring out the defibrillator."