Career Juggernaut Gifts

"I tell you, it's a dog-eat-dog world out there!"

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Supermom.

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

Balancing work and family

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

Medieval headlines.

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

The Working Mum

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

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'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor