Creative Mind Juggler Mugs

"Now close your eyes and go to sleep or Daddy will read you more of his novel."

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Interdisciplinary studies.

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

Introducing...Anagraman.

To do before Saturday...

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"So, in conclusion, I would like to say that although I haven't actually read the book, I still found it a fascinating and enriching experience.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Just tell your parents you made the grade. Don't specify."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Senior PGA Moment.

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

You have reached the end of your brain...

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

New Ideas in Business.

'As editor, your first job will be to rewrite your resume.'

"We interrupt this program to bring you a special message from your teachers..."

Multitasking

Translating . . . poetry.

A balanced diet is a Cherry Cheesecake in each hand.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'We have to be more innovative but not in an out-of-the-box way.'

"Maybe if your creativity had fewer outlets, it would come out of you with more force."

Milestone in a college student's life: 'Hey! I just got my first collection agency letter, dunning me for my credit card debt!'

"I, for one, do not enjoy these BYO agenda meetings."

Choose any combination of the words above to name your brilliant first novel.

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

'Did I put the recycling out?'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'