Innovative Thinkers Gifts

'And here's our new and improved version.'

'To help our brainstorming, John's going to bang his drum and scream at the top of his lungs.'

'I've got it! -- chocolate-covered birth control pills!'

Boss about employee: 'He has a spark of genius, but he also has ignition problems.'

'I'm gonna go.... Where no cow has gone before!'

'For cryin' out loud, would it bankrupt us to buy a new remote?!'

Hamsters Used to Increase Cyclist's Speed

"Turns out math class isn't the place for innovative thinking!"

"Get lost. Besides, who ever heard of Girl Scout manicotti?!"

Eskimo child sells lemonade icees in the arctic north.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'...some of these ideas are getting a little creepy.'

'Car wash.'

'I'd like 2 pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other one with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Appliances. Air Shampoo $49. The air conditioner won't work properly if you don't shampoo the air first!

I had my shirt on backward all day. Why didn't you tell me?! I was too busy being impressed, little buddy. You were defying social norms. Walking to the beat of your own drummer. Soaring to the flapping of your own wings. When I see a man with his short on backward, I don't correct him. I applaud him. How about when you see a woman with her shirt on backward? I applaud her too, even though there's an increased risk of misunderstanding-related slappage.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Seagiraffes

Apples for sale

My First Camera

Dog Walking Services

"You left this on our ship."

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Fishing Tales

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Use your imagination.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Hair Crop Circle

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'