Inventive Thinker Gifts

Man drills a hole floor to let leak from ceiling into funnel.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

The idea lightbulb is born.

"My birthday cake molds work great. Now, I need to invent something I can use to deliver them."

"Using a female in hear helps to round up stray dogs!"

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"Dad, you never have to say 'take out the trash' again!"

"Hold it Michaelangelo, I've just had a brilliant idea!"

"Heeey. Look what Randy have."

Escape from desert island.

I'm tired of hunting and gathering for a living. Let's invent the stock market!

Smoking hose.

'...But I can't figure out how to get the darn things to stick to my feet!'

Toilet Invention

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

British Patent (applied for) The Outflanking Machine for Turning Movements

Testing Artificial Teeth

Wow! How did you think of that? Circular reasoning.

Research Lab. Darn, you're right

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Seagiraffes

Apples for sale

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

' A good idea '

My First Camera

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."