Imaginative Thinker Gifts

Skimming out star reflections

"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."

500 pages and one masterpiece later, Stephan makes a horrifying discovery.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

"I bought a new summer condo."

'Ok...one of us is having the mother of all hallucinations...'

Convert your lawn tractor into a hot-looking 'sports car' and save hundreds a year on insurance!

"I've got sky in my bedroom."

Your cat may have sat on the mat...but whre is it's motivation,why the mat and not the parquet flooring?

"Ohhh! Now I get it!"

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

A caveman kid brings a huge dinosaur home - 'He followed me home mum... can I keep him, please, can I!'

Castaway with a tennis court.

The students needed to feel the magic.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Shed Mystery: 'Well, don't forget Occam's Razor...The principle of the obvious answer usually being the correct one...that it's a portal to an 8th dimension parallel universe...'

"With tongue action like that, who cares if he turns into a prince"

"It's the poet in him trying to get out."

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

FISH ESCAPE.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

'No, I'm sorry, Danny. I'm afraid your dad won't be able to shoot laser beams from his eyes after surgery.'

Picture of a balloon floting in the air.

His career of well designed new products had begun in the sandbox.

"If birds fly over the rainbow, Garber, why, oh, why, can't I?"

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

God Aged Six - At Show and Tell

"Your's may be a case of hypochondria so I'm going to refer you to an imaginary colleague."

"Any other refrences besides the Three Bears?"

Fly fishing.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

"Oh, for pity's sake, wouldn't he be better off learning to walk first?"