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'Don't you see Rick - your slump is just a success neurosis. You found your .394 average dangerous, because you fantasised that it would bring about resentment.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

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Paul Ree

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

Arthur Schopenhauer

Innovation & Calculation

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Assertiveness

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'They speak fish!'

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

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'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'Between you and me Wizard, is it true that you intellectuals have pointed heads?'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'Do I believe in evolution? - Well, I suppose we should get it over with.'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"You have an air of Camille Paglia about you."

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."