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'They speak fish!'

"It's just like that thing you've got under your bed, only this one is for old people."

Suspension of Disbelief Bridge

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Waiting for inspiration to strike, Bob settles for a spare.

"It's crazy, I keep smelling carrots..."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

'Mom, what appears over our heads when we have an idea?'

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'I just had a scary thought, Mom -- What if the Tooth Fairy gets greedy?'

"Trust me...tooth fairy money is not a reliable source of income."

"This alternate reality thing is awesome! Donald Trump made Mexico build a wall, Hillary Clinton's in jail, and my wife thinks I'm George Clooney."

'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'

"Oh that's just great! You remembered how to make fire. I'm so impressed!"

"We should get a lot of money from the tooth fairy. I set out grandpa's false teeth!"

"Imagine There's No Heaven. It's Easy If You Try..."

"I want a bumper sticker that says 'My other car is a figment of my imagination'."

"Just look, boss! There are people who take my stories seriously!"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"The wolf was perplexed. Why was the little girl wearing a red riding hood? Was her horse hiding, ready to pounce to defend her if attacked?"

The genie is out of the bottle!

Purr-gatory: Cats outside wall of cat heaven

You read me a story about a workaholic little engine, and you expect it to make me sleepy?

"Mobile Tree Home"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

Craft hell

"Kids, it's weird out there. Scissors look scary, but they're harmless. Paper, on the other hand, is incredibly deadly. If you see paper just run as fast as you can."

A woman opens her washing machine and the missing sock monster climbs out.

Meerkats / Mercats

'I'm not taking any chances this time.'

Tiny people.

Horse vans: Horse of the Apocalypse

"This is the three bears. We can't come to the phone now because we're hibernating."