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'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Chicken soup for the sole.

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Art of Surviving

Creator's Block

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

"On the contrary. I think the Carribbean countries have a great many education practices that are worth studying."

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Delivery."

Fish-losophy

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

His Master Voice Desert Island

"At least you have a tree."

'All right -- what did you jokers do with our pet Neanderthals?'

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

Castaway with nothing to do.

'It's from my stockbroker - he'd like to join us.'

Desert Island Gossipping

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

Future Desert Islands.

"Boxing day is so boring."

Look...a friendly face.

An astronaut sees a desert island in space.

'We never go anywhere anymore.'

Two People on Deserted Islands.

Writer trapped on island makes an SOS sign with a fountain pen.

Robinson Crusoe's lucky day.