Oceanic Thinker T-Shirts

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Oh God, I'm having a thought!"

'I threw back a load this big.'

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

"Cat got your tongue?"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"Delivery."

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

Ship of fools.

Gus never found the perfect wave

'You have ear wax.'

If swimming is such a good way to lose weight, how do you explain whales?

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

Desert Island Gossipping

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'How was your date?'

'Lawyers never come out where there's sand. The cats always try to bury them...'

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

The Evolution of fish

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

Man walking down the beach with a phone to one ear and a shell to the other.

"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."

Honeymoon couple on a beach, husband smoking his pipe

Keep her steady!

'Irwin, you've been retired for two years. Isn't it time you stopped being a pompous ass?'

"Thanks all the same, but I'm heading west."