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Missed callers on a desert island.

Desert Island Gossipping

'What luck! I was in need of some synonyms to punch up this speech.'

"Nation-building never works."

'You lifted your head.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

Goldfish bowl on raft...

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Public footpath on a desert island.

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

Gus never found the perfect wave

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

Ship of fools.

A beach has meters.

'You have ear wax.'

Woman painting a man drowning.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."