Island Philosopher Gifts

Missed callers on a desert island.

Desert Island Gossipping

'What luck! I was in need of some synonyms to punch up this speech.'

"Nation-building never works."

'You lifted your head.'

Academics At The Beach: The Old Man And The Sea

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

Of pitting his own wits against their natural cunning

Public footpath on a desert island.

A Poem about Sand

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

How Relaxing It Is To Go To The Beach. . . How Close You Live To The Beach.

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"We're not on vacation anymore. The company folded."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

"Don't be afraid of sharks. They generally attack only when provoked."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Sigh...things wear oud, dust collects, people die... Why can't you just relax and enjoy life? Because one thing really worries me... Reincarnation, right? ou know me too well, woman.

A beach has meters.

'You have ear wax.'

Ship of fools.

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Gus never found the perfect wave

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

A patient's heart monitor reveals he is thinking about fish.

The Adventures of Morton - Reincarnation.

Woman painting a man drowning.

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

Arbitrageur in Exile

Academics at the Beach: Prof. Johnson attempts to see beyond the horizon.