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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Innovative

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Cactus seats.

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Admit it, we're lost."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

Fishbowl rebellion.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Things are looking up!"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?