Outlandish Thinker Prints

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

Cactus seats.

Innovative

Schrodinger's Black Box

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Fishbowl rebellion.

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

"Things are looking up!"

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'