Irreverent Thinker Prints

"I'd like something profound, witty, and outrageously irreverent."

"I've started my own religion where teddy bears hate you."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

Schrodinger's Black Box

Cactus seats.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"Things are looking up!"

Fishbowl rebellion.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Now then Mr Parker - are you relaxed?"

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'