Irrational Ponderer Prints

"Remember that ultimately we must answer to Chairs."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

In/Out/These Things Happen.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Chiller Theatre

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Sauce for the Goose

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'

The Price of Freedom

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

"Is this who I am?"

"I cross the road to forget."

Afraid of change - leave it here.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.