Introverted Ponderer Prints

"I'm having a really hard time adjusting to a completely unprecedented set of things to complain about,"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

She required plenty of personal space.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Lost and Profound.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Me when by BDD shows up

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'