Introverted Scholar Prints

"You must be so excited about meeting people."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

The social isolation of the entomologist: 'Most people just want to talk about killing 'em.'

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."