Introverted Ponderer Pillows

"I'm having a really hard time adjusting to a completely unprecedented set of things to complain about,"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

She required plenty of personal space.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Sometimes, in the stillness and warmth of an afternoon sun, I can almost hear interest compounding.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Lost and Profound.

'Yes sir, Thoreau had the right idea.'

Me when by BDD shows up

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Have you tried turning off your conscious mind and then turning it back on again?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

Introverted Chair

"You what? Well, you darn well ought to have a guilt complex"

Fish sleeps while counting worms that jump over a fence.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'I warned him that this was no place for a guy with inner-ear problems.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."