Introverted Observer Pillows

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"It turns out I just wasted the whole morning networking with a dog."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

Chess on TV

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"So, you're staying in then?"

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"Sorry—our counter is reserved for lone dudes staring at their phones in silence."

'You're never alone when you've got a phone.'

Go away

'What you want is not time to yourself, you want time up yourself.'

'You need to come out of your shell.'

"Quality time...quality time..."

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

A Lonely Man

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'The problem with being a hermit crab is that I lack social skills...'

"Could you tell me where I am? Not geographically - but in an existentialist way."

Shy author hiding while signing books.

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

Doubtful Man

I'm Apathetic And Nobody Cares.

"Ignore everyone."

'I've come to the conclusion, Harvey, that you, are your own worst enemy.'

"I don't know anybody here but the hostess - and, of course, in a deeper sense, myself."