Introvert Extrovert Observer Pillows

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."