Introvert Extrovert Analyst Pillows

Fellow Man

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Ouija Bored

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"Yeah, I see the outgoing calls, but what about the introverted ones?"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Herman likes to stay in his comfort zone.

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm at the office party."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

Three Bland Mice

"Well look who decided to show up."

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

Shy author hiding while signing books.

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"You are having a great time....you are meeting lots of interesting new people....you are glad you came...."

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.