Introvert Extrovert Duo Pillows

"What if I told you that we have tickets to 'The Producers."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."