Introvert With Extrovert Envy Pillows

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Nerd tryouts.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

Drinking Companions

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

Self-assertive class.

"Well look who decided to show up."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"You are having a great time....you are meeting lots of interesting new people....you are glad you came...."

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"If you prefer to avoid the world—then this is the rock for you!"

'No, you can't join us.'