Introvert With Extrovert Envy Gifts

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Nerd tryouts.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'Couldn't you think of anything to say to Herb and Mary? They were nice enough to invite us over.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Drinking Companions

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I miss diving into a mosh pit."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

'...He's always been the life of the party.'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Honey, you’re doing that thing again where you stare into space and wonder how I talked you into leaving the house."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"Hey! Pipe down over there! Can't you read the subtitle?"

'Good afternoon, you must be 'Shy, Ongar'. I'm 'GSOH, Ealing'.'

Self-assertive class.

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"Well look who decided to show up."

'I've just discovered that the only loop I'm in, is the one I just got thrown for...'

"You are having a great time....you are meeting lots of interesting new people....you are glad you came...."

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"He has a lot of followers on Twitter, but we're the only ones who follow him in real life."

"It's not easy to get used to real parties again..."

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."

"I don't know where everyone is...I invited ALL my Facebook friends."