Introvert Vibes Gifts

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Niche Extracurriculars

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Nervous at a party.

Big Talk/Small Talk.

While you were out...

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

Introverted Chair

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"