Introvert Vibes Mugs

Not in the mood for human interaction line

"Let's just invade the picnic, stay for five minutes, and leave."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

She required plenty of personal space.

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Niche Extracurriculars

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Nervous at a party.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

While you were out...

"How much longer with this social distancing thing?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"