Introvert's Companion Pillows

"...And for heaven's sake, Brian, do try to be a bit more sociable at this party."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

Ouija Bored

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."