Introvert's Advocate Pillows

The Wheel of No

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Nerd tryouts.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

Ouija Bored

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Shy Man at Party

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

I'm no good at small talk

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

"Polly needs some time alone."

Three Bland Mice

Self-assertive class.

'You don't really want to go to this party, do you?'

"Well look who decided to show up."

Man watches 'It's a Wonderful Life,' alone.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.