Introvert Advocates Pillows

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

A man's head retreats into his body and slowly reappears piece by piece.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Niche Extracurriculars

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

Introverted Chair

While you were out...

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."