Introvert Ally Pillows

"I'm still a work-in-hiding."

"We really must be going. Phillip has an uncanny sense of when to leave a party."

'We bid a fond farewell to this quiet guy who worked hard and didn't make trouble..you know...what's his name.'

"Sorry, I don’t talk on the first date."

'This app automatically calls me every 10 minutes. It's my exit strategy from boring bar conversations.'

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

Introverted Chair

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'