Introvert's Friend Pillows

I'm no good at small talk

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Three Bland Mice

"Well look who decided to show up."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

"Ignore everyone."

"Would you mind talking to me for a while? I forget my cell phone."

"I'm still a work-in-hiding."

"We really must be going. Phillip has an uncanny sense of when to leave a party."

"I fear that I don't have 'Fear of Missing Out' anymore."