Introverted Friend Pillows

'You need to get out more, Harv- MEET PEOPLE!'

Nerd tryouts.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Emily Dickinson at a Cocktail Party: "I;m Nobody! Who are you? Are you - Nobody - too?"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"I still haven't cleaned up from the party."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"I invited a few friends over. Don’t worry – you can still be miserable."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Remember when we used to call them Wallflowers? The new term is Mingleberries.'

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

An exhibition is open for business while an inhibition remains closed.

"I thank you guys for a wonderful time—and for giving me the opportunity to access some laughter!"

"I'm trying to figure out the right headache-inducing place for my birthday."

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

Three Bland Mice

No Man is an Island

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.