Introverted Yet Awesome Pillows

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

That party went well.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"What A Party."

"Introvert."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"A bunch of friends are coming over to stare at their phones."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

I'm no good at small talk

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Three Bland Mice

'I hate networking.'

"Well look who decided to show up."

Hiding in a cupboard for a few hours helped Tom survive the festive season.

"Oh, thank God!"

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

"I hate summer, I feel naked and vulnerable without my hoodie."