Introvert With A Twist Pillows

'Richard is very protective of his personal space!'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"Attention seeker"

I HEART & MISS STRANGERS

Three Bland Mice

"The loser must engage in small talk."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

"Your signs didn't work, Harold."

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Did You Know That...one in three Britons have NEVER met their neighbours?

Hi-I'm Dave. Hi-I'm off limits.

Ouija Bored

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Nerd tryouts.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

Introverted Chair

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."