Introvert With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

The first party

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"We don't have any booths, but there's room at a communal table..."

Sociable people/anti-social people pie chart

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'You can social network me behind my ears if you like.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Introverted Chair

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

People I've Met At Parties Whose Names I've Forgotten

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

Ouija Bored

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."