Introvert Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'How do I want my hair cut? In silence!'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"The joy of the house to myself"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."