Introverted Humorist Pillows

At the party, Stewart went about it the wrong way when trying to break the ice.

New Year's Eve -we are overwhelmed with excitement.

Antisocial distancing

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"I've switched from talking to myself to talking at myself."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

Steak Lovers.

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Anyone home?"

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

Anti-Personnel Department

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"Somehow, I still feel insignificant."

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

Social Networking - Outsider.

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"What did you say your super power was again?"

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

'Who needs a social life with TV this good, eh?'