Introverted Humor Pillows

'If you catch me swinging from the chandeliers, throw me out of the window.'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

Introverted Chair

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

She was always an introvert.

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."