Introvert Humor Pillows

Everyone knew that Ralph was a little remote.

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

Turtle recluse

"He's always been unlucky with love."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Keep Calm and Bugger Off

"It looks like Diane is putting together another one of her parties."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

Billy Noiviates: 'Stayed In'

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'

Complex Problem. . . Simple solution: Muttering in public. . . Cell phone.

'Next showing: 1:00'

"Anyone home?"

"I'd like to permanently be social-distanced from most people we know."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"She could at least act like she wants to be part of the bunch."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

She required plenty of personal space.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'