Introvert Comedian Pillows

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

She required plenty of personal space.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

'Welcome to the first meeting of the Shy Men Club.'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"The joy of the house to myself"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."