Introverted Humorists Pillows

'It will be difficult for you to be shy and a really good, funny clown.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"I've switched from talking to myself to talking at myself."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

Medical Exam

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Anyone home?"

Anti-Personnel Department

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"Somehow, I still feel insignificant."

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"What's with that guy? I never see him attend any functions." "Oh, he's an antisocial vegan. He avoids meet."

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

"What did you say your super power was again?"