Introverted Humorists Gifts

'It will be difficult for you to be shy and a really good, funny clown.'

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Hi, my name is Daniel. And I am Thor..."

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I've switched from talking to myself to talking at myself."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"It's the break room, Ed. There are people in there, too. I know it's hard, after all that time working from home, but you're going to have to start getting used to them again."

Medical Exam

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"Anyone home?"

Anti-Personnel Department

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

'I never know what to do with my hooves at a party.'

"Somehow, I still feel insignificant."

"I used to want 15 minutes of fame. Now I'd settle for 5 minutes of privacy."

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"What's with that guy? I never see him attend any functions." "Oh, he's an antisocial vegan. He avoids meet."

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

Making new friends in the age of self-isolation

'Who needs a social life with TV this good, eh?'