Introvert Humor Fans Gifts

"Why are you so obsessed about who looks at this cartoon."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

Bee Introvert

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Anyone home?"

Anti-Personnel Department

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

"I forgot to charge him."

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"Ignore everyone."

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

"What did you say your super power was again?"

Antisocial distancing

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'

Turtle recluse

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."