Introvert Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'How do I want my hair cut? In silence!'

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

She required plenty of personal space.

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

Introverted Chair

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"The joy of the house to myself"

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

She was always an introvert.

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"I know nobody here works with each other, but it seems like morale is down."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."