Introvert Humor Appreciator Gifts

He was so anti-social.

"It's his safe space."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"So, you're staying in then?"

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

Anti-Personnel Department

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Anyone home?"

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

"Oh, thank God!"

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

'Who needs a social life with TV this good, eh?'

"Ignore everyone."

"I hate to bother you guys, but nothing seems to be working for me."

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'