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"It's his safe space."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"So, you're staying in then?"

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

Anti-Personnel Department

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"Anyone home?"

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"Oh, thank God!"

"Ignore everyone."

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

Turtle recluse

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'

"I've just joined a support group for boring people."