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Introverts Association. They just elected new officers. Ah, the introverts group has an outgoing president!

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

Introverted Chair

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

She was always an introvert.

'I've decided to replace all human interaction with personal electronics.'

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."