Introvert Humor Fans Pillows

"Why are you so obsessed about who looks at this cartoon."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

A man sits behind a table in a book store with a sign that reads "Take the author to lunch 1 P.M."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"It's just a little device I use to help relieve the anxiety from meeting new people."

"Oh, Stan, I love your sarcastic sense of humor."

We bonded over a shared lack of assertiveness. Vive la diffidence!

"Nice to finally put a name to the face."

"When you said you lived in a fishbowl, I just assumed you never got out."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Bee Introvert

"I'm a sucker for group dynamics."

'What do you mean you want to get involved in social media? You really don't grasp the idea of being a 'hermit' crab, do you?'

'Boy, you know our lives suck when our cable goes out more than we do.'

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

Anti-Personnel Department

"Oh, that? It pops up when Bob's social battery runs out."

"He will be remembered by his Google Assistant."

"Anyone home?"

"Hi, Zazz - I think you know everyone present."

"I forgot to charge him."

"Dear God, Thanks, but this wasn't the more 'me-time' I meant..."

"Oh, no - this introvert talked to me all night at a party, and I can't remember her name."

'I just can't escape the feeling that we're living in an insensitive world.'

"And how long have you been agoraphobic?"

'Who needs a social life with TV this good, eh?'

"What did you say your super power was again?"

"Ignore everyone."

Turtle recluse

'Albert doesn't like people. he doesn't even enjoy his own company, which is probably why I've never sen him play Solitaire.'

"I love it here. No one ever makes eye contact."